thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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