3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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