I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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