So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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