Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Drunk
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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