Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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