i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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