so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
