This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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