i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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