I'm really into asian looking animals
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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