She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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