Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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