jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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