I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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