You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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