Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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