YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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