I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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