walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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