Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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