Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i love accidental penises.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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