North Korea, Best Korea!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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