I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize