Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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