i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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