He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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