evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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