Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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