Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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