At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I fill condoms, not promises.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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