never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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