He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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