going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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