I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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