Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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