So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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