just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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