i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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