I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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