I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The chlamydia really affected his face.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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