ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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