A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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