i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be right there i have to get my cape
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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