your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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