Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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