Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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