she looked like the before picture.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
the liver wants what the liver wants
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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