i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Randomize
