Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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