there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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