is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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