Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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