Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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